Mornings should not be called good...

So this morning I was having my usual dream of destroying the world and becoming Supreme Ruler when my aunt decides to wake me up in the most undesirable way - she threw a pillow at me and I'm sure it had something hard in it, so then I fell out of bed and now I've got a great big bruise on my eyebrow and it's throbbing. So, yeah, thanks a lot Aunt Sally!