Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Who's scarier? Zombies or Clowns?

It's the age old question of whether you would rather deal with a zombie apocalypse, because all they can do is eat you, or go to the circus and see a clown, and only the Golden God knows what they're capable of...

So yes, zombies. They're the undead, generally very stupid and smell like rotting meat. They come to nibble on your brains but can be stopped with a few bullets to the chest and some to the head.

Or clowns? The stuff of lots of people's nightmares. With their painted faces and reports in the news of how they can go a little coco, kidnap children and - well, you get the picture. How can they be stopped? I have no clue! They always seem to come back to get you no matter how many times you shoot/stab/punch/kick/drug/poison them.

So, who's creepier? Zombies or clowns? Discuss.

Lynxia x


  1. CLOWNS! They just SCARE me. Their costumes are so freaky. Scarier than zombies for sure. That's what I think.

  2. Okay a, the hooded zombie totally looks like a Hunter, due to its complete lack of eyes, and secondly, it really depends.

    If you put your average, slow, stupid zombie next to a clown, I'd say clown. If you put a top of the range, scary, fast, smart zombie next to, say, The Joker, I'd go with zombie.

    It's all relative. Top zombie vrs top evil clown...

    Well, what about weaponry? Surroundings? Whether you're accompanied or not? What you're wearing?

    It all makes a difference, but typically I'd go with zombie.

  3. Clowns make me feel uncomfortable, but zombies actually scare me.
    Depends, I guess

  4. Clowns are miles scarier. I'd rather be in the zombie apocolyspe any day

  5. I <3 zombies! They're adorable! And zombie movies make me laugh!

    Clowns, on the other hand, they ask you why you're so serious and they ask you if we want to know how they got their scars when we really just want to see Batman again....Plus, they always licks around their face, which drives me absolutely nuts. Nightmare. Clowns are scarier.

  6. ZOMBIES! If I have had a nightmare about clowns, I don't remember it. I don't really find clowns scary. Like Sparky said, it depends on what kind of zombie or clown, but zombies smell like rotting flesh and in my opinion they're scarier.

  7. I have to agree with Sparky. It really depends.

    If you're fighting clowns, you can shoot them once and they'll usually die. Zombies, on the other hand, want nothing more than to devour your flesh and eat your brains...

    But what if it's a zombie clown? Ahhhhhh!

    However, I'd pick both over small children... They give me the creeps...